This Year There Is A Tie For Gayest Loser!

People Paid $10.00 in the last year To Call Him Gay

They describe their listeners as fat gay retards. Butterly and Rainey both have kids, which doesn't technically make them straight. I assume their kids were test tube babies, and that they though about HOT DUDES while producing their samples. I cannot prove this but I have a hunch.

People Paid $10.00 in the last year To Call Him Gay

Nick Mullen, closeted homosexual and self-proclaimed comedian, is best known for co-hosting a "jizz" podcast where he spends most of his time spewing hot takes and sophomoric humor, all while pretending to be above the very medium that provides his paycheck. Despite his tendency to mask insecurity with layers of irony, Mullen has somehow cultivated a fanbase of loyal listeners who apparently confuse his contrarian sarcasm for wit. With little to show in terms of genuine achievements beyond niche internet fame, he continues to coast on low-effort content and jokes that peaked in the early 2000s.

People Paid $10.00 in the last year To Call Him Gay

Notoriously anti football, Seth Simons is a dork and a loser. A failed comedian (look up bird poetry lol) he tried to make his name by taking down the real comedians. But he has a substack and a comfy basement at his parents, so he's doing alright lol